SINDHI SMS: By-LAKHAN SHIVLANI

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Monday, April 9, 2012

Happy Lal Lohri

LAL LOHRI JI PRAKASH TAVAN JI ZINDAGI PRAKASHMAYI KARE,

JIHAN LAL LOHRI JI BAHEI THI TEJ TIHAN TAVAN JI DUKHAN JO THI ANT...

Happy Lal Lohri

Friday, March 23, 2012

CHETI CHAND SMS

Cheti Chand Aayo Jhulan Khe Manayo,
Bherana Sahib Ghumayo,
Sesa Parsad Virayo,
Khushin Jo Dihun Aayo,
LAL SAI ji Mehar Kamayo

Cheti Chand Mahayatra sms

Na Panjan Paisan Jo Gharav aa,
Na Panje Aish-O-Aram jo naaz aa,
Gharav ain Naaz hik tey hi aa,
Jihan CHETI CHAND MAHAYATRA jo Shaan wadhayo aa,
(www.sindhisms.blogspot.com)

Monday, March 19, 2012

HAPPY CHETI CHAND{SINDHI NEW YEAR}

Khilo sada khush thiyo,
Nandhan khe pyar kayo,
Vadhan kha pyar payo,
LALAN jo dihun aayo,
Khushiyun saan CHETI CHAND malayo.
*CHETI CHAND JIYUN LAKHA LAKHA WADHAYUN TAV*
*HAPPY CHETI CHAND (SINDHI NEW YEAR)*

ajj kal jiyun chokriyun

Girl: muhnjo mobile haren mumy wat hundo aa..
Boy: Ohh!! poe matlab ashan galhaye konh
saghandaseen?
Girl: arey charya diss na ma tuhinjo number "Bettry
Low" ji naley sa save kayo aa.. :D
tuhinjo SMS ya CALL eendi aa mumy mobile charging te
rakhi hali weendi aa :P :

Saturday, March 17, 2012

HAPPY CHETI CHAND (SINDHI NEW YEAR)

Sunday, March 11, 2012

sindhi wife to narak

jaal gusse me: heda, disjo tavan khe narka me
bhi jagah na milandawa.
sindhi: theek aa maa har jagah te tohsaan vanhar bhi
natho chahiya........

Thursday, February 2, 2012

sindhi comedy sms

Do u knwo glass tutya to kya awaz at hai ?
Dhuz!!!!
NO
Dhooz!!!!
NO
Thish!!!!!
NO
Nahi Yaar Mummy ki awaz ati hai
"Lakh lannat thai wari cha
bhaghai?

fire gun kill life

Paari pee pee kare pyas bhujaee,
Dharuh pee pee kare Nasho lagahyo,
Choriyun dise dise Ishq vadayo,
par Bandok j hik goli munjo jeevan odhayooo.......!

some sindhi surnames

Some sindhi surnames as well...
One who is new - Navani
One who is red - Lalwani
One who is fat - Motwani
One who laughs a lot - Hasijani
One who loves to roam in Jets - Jethmalani
One who is green and with horns - Harisinghani
One who has a lot of hair - Balani
One who is an advisor - Advani

some GK of SINDHIS

Some GK on Sindhis... Astronaut Sindhi
Chandwani. Simple Sindhi
Sadhwani. Smelly Sindhi
Baswani. Colorful Sindhi
Rangwani. Athlete Sindhi
Bhagchandani. Milkman Sindhi
Dudhani. Honest Sindhi
Sachanandani. Electrical Sindhi
Bijlani. Technology Oriented Sindhi
Tekchandani. Revolving Sindhi
Pherwani. Vibrating Sindhi
Kampani. Weight Lifter Sindhi
Tolani. Consenting Sindhi
Rajani. Intelligent Sindhi
Gyanchandani. Hairy Sindhi
Keshwani. Obliged Sindhi
Kriplani. Pretty Sindhi
Roopchandani. &
Advanced Sindhi -Advani.

Diffrent lovers

Ladki ke Gaal par Gulab maarne par..:
English Girl:
Darling, you are soo Naughty
Hindu Girl:
Nahin Karo Jaanu
Muslim Girl:
Khuda Ke Liye, Aisa Matt Kijiye

SINDHI GIRL:
Insaan thi, Muhinji Ankh mein Lagi Vyo Nibhaga...

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Sindhi Airlines

Captain: Hari Om, Maa Jahaaz jo captain Sodumal tho ghalayan.. Tawhan sabhni sindhi bhavran khe 'Sindhi Airlines' tarfan aadar prannam, Asanjo jahaaz Jari patka Naangapur kha Kubernagar Ahmedabad taeen Hik Klaak pandhran mintan me pahuchando.

Airhostess: Bhau-chha wathandav?
Laxmandas: Chhola dabalah, Sanna pakoda ain hikro coap suthi chai...
Airhostes: Bhau tawhan jahaaz te aaya ahyo,
ULHASNGAR JE GOL MAIDAN te na..=))

Friday, January 27, 2012

kanzoos sindhi

Sindhi's Son: Papa munjhi paryhan ji nazar kharab thee
wayee aaa CHASMO tharay diyo
Kanjoos Sindhi took him outside & pointed towards
the sun & said: hhoo dis chaa ayeee
Son: Seejj aahe
Sindhi : Muwaaa anya ketro paryhaa disandhe

Monday, January 23, 2012

sindhi husband and wife in love

A Sindhi Husband to Wife:
“Chaand dekha, par tujh jaisi Chandni nahi dekhi.” Wife to Sindhi Husband:
“acha budhhon , Hindi mein Na, Sindhi mein Tareef
Karyo.” Sindhi Husband:
“CHANDD DITHO, PAR TO JEHRI CHANDI NA DITHI"

Friday, January 13, 2012

HAPPY LAL LOHRI (SINDHI SMS)